Heroes-vs-Umbrella

1 When you study biology/science to discover more about Ebola or "the viruses". 2 When you write in your college application about the levels which "the virus" gets stronger. 3 You join the army and look after the weapons either saying to people "Come back anytime" or "Got sumthin dat might interest ya!" and "Iz dat all stranga?". 4 When you earn more shooting points then you do in your payslip. 5 You talk about PS2 or Gamecube Resident Evil when your mates are talking about online gaming. 6 When you compare your job to theirs o_O okay, honestly thats pretty flipped out. 7 When you give little boys/girls lectures about being mama's boys